Funny movie quotes about dating

21 Feb

As for the groceries that he found it annoying to buy during our renovation? And, he refuses to buy our strawberries if they’re not on sale.

But when her captor opens the door to beat her lightly with a stick, before plunging her back into darkness again?

Not so much adding insult to injury as adding agony to pain.

She’s on a cash register, with one customer in front of her who is having an angry conversation on her phone. After a few more angry minutes, she finally turns to me.)(I work at a grocery store that is undergoing renovation, set to end a few weeks before Christmas.

A large number of bagged clothes are across the counter.) “Her store card was over the limit, and her credit card was declined. There are many “moments,” but this one takes the everlasting chocolate fudge cake.

Now get ready and enjoy this compilation of my top 50 50. "Computer games don't affect kids; I mean if Pac-Man affected us as kids, we'd all be running around in darkened rooms, munching magic pills and listening to repetitive electronic music."47. "Like car accidents, most hardware problems are due to driver error."43.

"COBOL programmers understand why women hate periods."46. "If at first you don't succeed; call it version 1.0"42.

Ashley Lane certainly seems to think so in this week’s cabin-intrusion fantasia from Infernal Restraints: Elsewhere on Bondage Blog: Ladies, this is what happens if you listen to a celebrity who sells bogus cures that involve forcing herbal steam up your snatch.